I heard you change your beats

hold_on_sailor @ 2009-08-12T18:39:00

2009-08-12T23:40:26Z

I'm so sick of living here.

[edit]

I can't live here anymore.

hold_on_sailor @ 2009-07-03T14:25:00

2009-07-03T19:25:10Z

hold_on_sailor @ 2009-05-28T11:04:00

2009-05-28T16:04:12Z

hahahaha!!!

insane love is awakening

2009-05-20T14:25:59Z

Give me free drinks and you will find me wandering the streets of Detroit,
lost and angry for no apparent reason.
You think to yourself, 'oh no...she's wearing black lace, this can only lead to bad things'
So you follow me at a distance and then think, 'oh no, now I look like her pimp'.
I am calling my best friend.
I don't know what I am saying.
Blame it all on the absinthe.
The best kind of stories are the ones that are told back to you in the morning,
while someone is making you breakfast, they'll look at you sideways
and ask in long tones a sentence beginning with, 'So do you remember...'
And I will let out a maniacal laugh, shaking my head no I will apologize.

Last night I dreamt I was from the future and I could bring people back to life.
I was wandering through a fabric store and found Rachel Hermann, probably age 7
carrying a raccoon.

hold_on_sailor @ 2009-03-24T17:40:00

2009-03-24T22:42:02Z

I wish my mom would get home.
So I can bitch at her about why she let the cats out of the cage when the house was on fire
in the dream i just had
from the nap i just took.

WHY?!?!?

hold_on_sailor @ 2009-02-10T17:30:00

2009-02-10T23:45:42Z

I miss old times. Old friends.
I miss being 18.
I miss being 19.
I miss driving to dirty cities late at night.
I miss eating acid with my best friend and getting lost in the woods for a day.
I miss the things that were so exciting because they were so new.

Rachel come home to us!

2008-10-17T17:48:48Z

!!!

hey everyone!

2008-10-16T23:19:02Z

HEY!!! YOU!!!

There is going to be a dance party at the Hermann residence!
November 1st!
8 o'clock PM!

Austin Hermann asked me to post this.
He wants as many people there as possible!
There will be:

-Cake!
-Punch!
-Snacks!
-DANSE MUZAK!

The essentials for partytime.
The only requirement is that you wear a mask,
or a costume!

123 GO!

hold_on_sailor @ 2008-09-22T11:42:00

2008-09-22T18:44:00Z

Every morning for the past week or two I've been waking up
with severe anxiety.
I don't know why.
I am frustrated.
Because it physically hurts,
it's just super uncomfortable.

Maybe I have heart disease or something
and am just mistaking this uncomfortable chest pain for that.

Regardless, I'm going to quit smoking cigarettes.

hold_on_sailor @ 2008-08-15T18:36:00

2008-08-16T01:37:51Z

I just woke up from a nap
and upon waking I thought my bedroom was a pizza kitchen
and my blankets were pizzas.

It was confusing.

hold_on_sailor @ 2008-07-08T06:23:00

2008-07-08T13:25:37Z

Wolf Parade was kind of neat.
Minus the hundreds of people there.
I do not like that place.
Why do I keep going back?

My teeth hurt.
I like soup.
It's too hot...outside.
I lost my cat.

Oh god

2008-06-30T17:40:53Z

I'm so obsessed with Air France right now.
So in love.

Also with this:

hold_on_sailor @ 2008-06-16T15:06:00

2008-06-16T19:09:32Z

Today I have a job interview.
Neat.

I also had a PBT at like...9 in the morning.
All the way in Lapeer.
Not so neat.

Oxford Library's computer system bothers me.

Last night my parents insisted on using an ear candle on Dave.
It was really funny.
A lot of gross stuff came out of his head.

Man I hope I get this job.

hold_on_sailor @ 2008-06-10T19:40:00

2008-06-10T23:40:27Z

I now own both a car and a phone.

call me crazy, i don't get it either.

2008-06-06T16:38:24Z

I really don't like summer.

In fact...
I hate it.

hold_on_sailor @ 2008-05-31T08:50:00

2008-05-31T15:52:13Z

does anyone in here get hit
with inside fever?
so bad sometimes it's hard
to move around
they'll show you all the things
you are not doing
instead of helping you they'll
lock you out
and you're whining you shouldn't waste your money
but the couch fibers keep you inside
so i'm so sorry I came in
late this evening
but all the clocks around
the town had died
and all the fruit store's colors
were so bright
with couples smiling
cooking things tonight
and what were all those
troubles on my mind
oh I took a walk

oh I like a walk.

DEMF

2008-05-24T12:46:11Z

This is the earliest I've woken up in months.
And I have so much anticipation I feel nauseas.

hold_on_sailor @ 2008-05-08T15:11:00

2008-05-08T19:11:17Z

Anyone wanna go see Black Kids and Cut Copy tonight??

past week

2008-04-26T18:22:41Z

-2 day aderall spree w/renee
-stencil making
-midnight walks to the rocks
-volvo reserrection
-pill popping
-new vinylz [kid sister, black moth limited to 1000 copies, parenthetical girls]
-ann arbor
-random pardiez
-5 naked people in a room drinking beers
-spending hours on hype machine
-DOING WHAT I DO BEST
-becoming an astrologer
-trampolines

UMM
YEZ.

hold_on_sailor @ 2008-03-16T16:48:00

2008-03-16T23:53:35Z

So I traded existing for living.
I haven't felt this good in too long.
lifelifelife

hold_on_sailor @ 2008-03-08T11:17:00

2008-03-08T19:17:35Z

Point me at the door because I've been trying to leave
Basement passions, schoolgirl action ain't in fashion now
I'll miss you when you're gone so just get out

The devil said, "I'm a tree, and you're alone"

2008-02-21T15:54:54Z

Last night I had the strangest dream.

Rachel and I were hanging out.
We bought some
fat free vanilla ice cream
[which is weird because rachel doesn't really eat ice cream]
and some Dr. Pepper and made floats
in her moving car
as she drove us to Poppyseed
so I could grab my W2s.
[Which I still actually need to do, which sucks]

Soon enough we were on this crazy plane flying high above a city
She kept telling me she had to get back home.
The plane was shaped like a gigantic skyscraper
and half of it was on fire.
We stood outside on the wing of the plane
because it was so hot.
Going back inside her friend from London, Paul, was there
and soon enough a brawl of sorts broke out.
It was some sort of game that involved stabbing
a combination of knives through the center of
a red and white table.
Everyone survived the voyage.

I've been feeling a need to reinvent myself.
It makes me sad that I have let myself go so much.
That I've dropped most dreams, and have become generally really passive
about everything.
Times are way too simple now.

hold_on_sailor @ 2007-08-23T10:56:00

2007-08-23T18:12:57Z

Yeah man.
Red & White striped Imperial 'Party Time' record player.
It's portable too!!!
Best thing I own, to date.

OH!

& one time I made Adam Cardew look like this:

Molded pipe-cleaners for massive moustaches.

hold_on_sailor @ 2007-07-07T12:38:00

2007-07-07T20:18:06Z

So alright listen up.
Lake Orion is a dead and dying town.
You kids continue to crack me up,
With your social gatherings and your beer pong tables
Holding on to this place with the annoyance and ignorance of a drunk college kid.
Your thought processes are assumed to be progressive,
but we all know that shit-talking is abundant when the cups are over-flowing,
and the night isn't over.
But give me a fucking break!!!

Some of us are uh...expecting a little more out of life.
We're moving out, moving on.
In September I expect to be in a car full of the coolest kids you'll ever meet, heading west.
And yeah, I have no fucking clue what I'm going to do with my life,
but I'd much rather figure it out elsewhere.
This is a washed up place, full of washed up people.
What the fuck is the point in hanging out every! fucking! night!?
Let's sit in the same room that we did the night before and watch tv,
talking about nothing like it were something.
Unimpressive isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.
And tolerance was never actually necessary.
And uh, few of you are worth my time.

end.

hold_on_sailor @ 2007-06-29T06:37:00

2007-06-29T22:36:39Z

lisp off.